Seven friendly jokes in English to cheer you up
1. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? — I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
2. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space (космос/пространство).
4. How do you drown a hipster? — Throw him in the mainstream.
5. A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to (у меня зависимость от) Twitter!” — The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
6. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? — Diddly-squats (совсем ничего, дырка от бублика; сленг).
7. How do poets say hello? — Hey, haven’t we metaphor? (=Haven’t we met before?)
