Just try to read these with a straight face. You’re guaranteed a chuckle even on a rainy Monday morning.
1. A box of chocolates has about 5,400 calories. Don’t eat the box and you’ll be fine.
2. My dog kept chasing (продолжала преследовать) people on a bike. It got so bad I had to take away his bike.
3. Why don’t physicists date (встречаться, ходить на свидания) biologists? They don’t have any chemistry.
4. This morning my boss told me to “Have a great day!” So, I said “I don’t feel like working today” and went home.
5. I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
6. “What’s the difference between apathy and ignorance (незнание)?” “I don’t know, and I don’t care!”
